Emily: We're back!
Aiden: I knew Jesse was evil!
(Jesse's skin turns orange, his hair nether brick purple, and is wearing a nether brjck purple tuxedo)
(Jesse becomes 1022 blocks tall)
Gerald: Jesse's wrong. Only another immortal can kill an immortal.
Kenney: He's 1020 blocks taller than you!
(Kenney turns into his final form and is the same size as Jesse)
(Kenney punches Jesse)
(Everyone hides in Gerald's bunker)
(Jesse fires a 256 block tall fire charge into the ground, creating a hole leading to the void and leaving Gerald's bedrock bunker in the air)
(Kenney gets into the punching pose from earlier and punches Jesse; Jesse grows to normal size and is slammed in the ground)
Gerald: Finish him off.
(Kenney fires a glowing ball of orange light at Jesse; blowing him to smithereens)
Gerald: We did it. We stopped Hellcraftia. Jesse is dead and can't come back.
Jessie: DWADDY! (Grows 256 blocks tall as she is quarter Jesse's height)
Gerald: Don't kill her. I have something better.
(Gerald locks her and himself in a bedrock room)
Gerald: I have so much planned for you!
Jessie: I'm sowwy mwister! Pwease dwon't hwurt me!
(Gerald pins her to the wall and punches her so hard her left eye is always looking at the ground)
(Gerald laughs at her face and punches her ten times with all his might)
(Gerald puts on a huge parka and puts the temperature down to unbearably freezing, at least -10,000 degrees celsius)
Jessie: Cwold! (Puts bear wanzie on)
(Gerald spits in her mouth and shoots her with his gun over and over again, using electric shockers to keep her alive so she has to feel all the torture)
(Gerald gets butt naked and puts the temperature up to unbearably high, at least 10,000 degrees celsius)
(Gerald finally allows Jessie to die)
(Gerald wakes up)
Gerald: It was just a dream? (Slightly cries with joy)
Sharon: (wakes up) What's the matter?
Gerald: I had the best dream ever! I got to watch Jesse die and got to torture Jessie to death!
(The next day)
Gerald: Something good came out of this.
Gerald: I got my wish.
Sharon: What wish?
Gerald: A Happy Family.
(The kids are playing on a video game)
Jessie: (doing terribly because of her age) I DWONT LWIKE DIS GWAME!!!
Clyde: You don't like it because you suck at it!
Jessie: (has a temper tantrum because she's losing)
Bebe: If you don't like what we're doing then get lost!
Jessie: (crawls over to Bebe and slaps her)
Butters: DAD! Jessie slapped Bebe!
(Gerald rams through the door and throws Jessie out the window)
Clyde: Your dad is cool.
Kenny Jr: (muffled) Yeah.
Jimmy: You guys wanna come to my house later?
Kenny Jr: (knocks on Kenney's door)
Kenney: Oh, hello son.
Jimmy: Dad, can I have a sleepover?
Kenney: A sleepover? I don't see why not.
(Carol comes to the door)
Kenney: Jimmy's having a sleepover.
Carol: Okay. Put your sleeping bags in their room and come grab some dinner.
(Jessie shows up)
Jimmy: Oh hell no! (Kicks her into a trashcan)
(They go inside)
(Kenney calls Gerald)
Gerald: This is the Donovan residence.
Kenney: Hello Gerald. Can you come over a sec?
(He comes over and the kids come down)
(Butters sees Gerald holding Jessie)
Kenney: So Jesse no longer has custody of his kids?
Gerald: No. Mixed with his alcoholism and Jessie's criminal charges driving him nuts he just couldn't handle it anymore. I have custody of Jessie and she will be fairly punished.
Kenney: (evil grin) Yeah!
Jimmy: (evil grin) Yeah!
Clyde: (evil grin) Yeah!
Kenny Jr: (evil grin; muffled) Yeah!
Jessie: I WANT DWADY!
(Gerald slaps her)
Carol: Come to the table and grab some dinner.
(They sit down)
Kenney: (pointing at Jessie) NO FOOD FOR YOU! We don't serve criminals!
(Gerald kicks her into a trashcan)
Kenney: We need to find a better town! This one gets weirder all the time!
Gerald: You know what Jesse did to me once? Call my entire family a bunch of kikes!
Kenney: That racist!
(Jessie crawls out of the bin and taps Butters' keg)
Jessie: Cwome with mwe outswide.
(They go outside)
Jessie: Kwiss mwe!
Jessie: Gwive mwe a kwiss!
Jessie: GWIVE MWE A KWISS!!!!
(Bebe comes outside)
Bebe: LEAVE HIM ALONE!
Jessie: (screams at Bebe)
(Jessie puts bear wanzie on)
Bebe: No! Leave my brother alone!
(Jessie pins Butters to the floor)
Bebe: GET OFF HIM OR I'M GETTING MY DAD!
Jessie: (takes Butters pants off)
(Bebe runs inside)
(Jessie plays with Butters' private parts)
(Bebe shows Gerald the recording she took of Jessie taking Butters' clothes off and playing with his privates and he absolutely loses it)
(Gerald slams Kenney's backdoor open)
Butter: Dad! Help me!
Jessie: (crawls away)
(Gerald gets his family in the car, still building his rage up for Jessie)
(Gerald drives home)
Sharon: That little devil. Who could create such a monster of a human being?
Bebe: Don't make dad speak! I wanna see what he's gonna do to Jessie!
(Gerald bangs on Jesse's door)
Jesse: Gerald, are you okay? You need some water?
Sharon: Where is Jessie?
Jesse: I lost custody of her! Why?
(Sharon tells him what happened)
Jesse: She is DONE!
(Gerald finds Jessie in a fast food restaurant!
Gerald: WORTHLESS, PATHETIC, DISGUSTING, LITTLE HUMAN BEING!
Jessie: (tries to crawl away but Gerald drags her away purposefully causing it to hurt)
Gerald: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE! YOU ARE AN ACTUAL TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING AND A HORRIBLE PERSON! YOU HAVE NO RESPECT AND HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES TO EVEN REMOTELY COME CLOSE TO BEING A GOOD GIRL! I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A GOOD GIRL IS SINCE YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN AN ACTUAL CRIMINAL SINCE THE SECOND YOU WERE BORN, YOUR MOM WAS A CRIMINAL TOO! A TWO-TIMER, A CRIMINAL, A MURDER, AN ARSONIST, AND YOUR DAD IS AN ALCOHOLIC LITTLE DAMNED FREAK! YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY ARE PATHETIC AND NO-GOOD AND I WISH YOU ALL THE WORST! IF YOU THINK MY YELLING IS TORTURE, THIS IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG FOR YOU YOU LITTLE FREAK! YOU ARE DONE! I WILL DESTROY YOU! I WILL ACTUALLY TEAR YOU APART AND MAKE YOU CONSTANTLY RELIVE IT USING MY INVENTIONS!
(Gerald punches Jessie 37 times)
(Gerald spits in her mouth twice)
(Gerald slams Jessie into iron bars at a rate of 50 times a minute and does this for four minutes)
(Jessie is still not dead and Gerald slashes her stomach open)
(Gerald punches Jessie at a rate of 104 times per minute, does it for fifteen minutes, and does it as hard as possible; That's 1560 extremely hard punches)
(Jessie is horribly disfigured and barely recognizable)
Bebe: More than she deserved.
Gerald: You're right. (Rips her overalls off and spits and urinates on her corpse)
(Jessie respawns and puts a bear wanzie on and tries to catch up to Butters)
Butters: Leave me alone!
(Jessie goes into Gerald's house and eats all their food; she becomes a ball)
Bebe: (laughs at Jessie's weight)
(Jessie rolls into her and causes her to break every bone in her body)
(Gerald sticks a pin into Jessie and causes her to explode; she respawns and Gerald keeps killing her)
(Two weeks later; there's knock on Gerald's door; it's Jessie)
Jessie: Mwe want spweak to you.
(Gerald lets her in)
Jessie: I hwate you.
Gerald: Cool. I hate you more.
Jessie: I hwate YOU mwore!
Gerald: Aww. Look at da little baby! She cwan't even thwink of a gwood inswult!
(Jessie has a temper tantrum)
Gerald: (singing) His name is Jesse and he's the guy in suspenders, his family so poor that they reside in the ghetto! In the ghetto!
Jessie: (has a bigger tantrum)
Gerald: (singing) He's the guy in the white, he's losing his pride, 'cause his entire family resides in the ghetto! In the ghetto!
(Jessie goes to punch Gerald's leg but he grabs her arm)
Gerald: I will punch your eyes! Now let's carry on:
On a sunday morning
The Anti-Craftia's bornin'
In the ghetto!
In the ghetto!