Lukas K: Goodbye Petra. Don't ever return. [Slams door in her face]
Lukas K: Dumped.
Jimbob: Why again?
Lukas K: I found an even better girl.
Lukas K: Pamela Tyson. Or just Pam.
Jimbob: Good for you.
Lukas K: She was a girl from High School. Apparently we had three kids together, but I didn't even know!
Ellegaard: Lukas, I'm hungry.
Lukas: We need to wait for the guests.
Ellegaard: What guests?
[Knock at the door]
Lukas K: Ding dong!
Lukas: [opens door]
Lukas K: Hey guy with the same name as me.
Lukas K: Have I introduced you to my new girlfriend and our three kids, Jesse, Aiden, and Olivia?
Lukas K: [tackles her to the ground] HEY! GIMME THE "EGAARD" PART OF MY NAME BACK!
Lukas K: Hahaha! I'm just joking.
Lukas: Dinner will be ready soon.
Ellegaard: Who's this? [points at Jesse]
Jesse: My name is Jesse.
Ellegaard: [gives him a hug] Hello Jesse!
Aiden: What about me? No one ever wants to hug me!
Olivia: Because you're smelly, dirty, and unhygienic!
Aiden: Shut up Liv!
Ellegaard: How old are they?
Pam: They're 10 now.
Lukas K: Yeah. And they know too much for their age. In a gold way, that is.
Ellegaard: How old are YOU?
Lukas K: 27.
Ellegaard: You're 27 and are the father of three 10 year olds?
Lukas K: Shut up.
[Dinner is ready]
[Lukas gets a phone call]
Lukas: Hello, Mom. You want me to come over? Tonight? Hang on a sec. Ellegaard, my mom wants to see me tonight. Wanna come?
Ellegaard: Of course!
Lukas: Okay! Mom, I'm coming tonight, and I'm bringing a girl over. Yes. Yes mom, I'm bringing a girl over. Okay. Bye. [hangs up]
Lukas K: Gonna go now.
[Lukas K, Pam, Jesse, Aiden and Olivia leave]
Lukas: Come on.
[They arrive at Lukas's house]
[Lukas rings the doorbell]
[His mom answers]
Lukas' mom: Hello!
Lukas: Hi, mom.
Lukas' mom: And who are you?
Lukas: This is Ellegaard.
[Lukas K rushes over]
LUKAS K: OH MY GOD! HE'S GOING COMMANDO!
[Lukas K pulls his pants down, exposing Lukas' genitals, and then runs off]